They called him Saint Vinnie, but the streets had other names —
Snack Thief. Bath-Time Fugitive. Barklord of 3 A.M.
Below the laughter, he became something else —
a saint forged from scars, loyalty, and a code even chaos respects.
This shirt isn’t merch — it’s a mugshot in cotton.
The first recovered relic from Vinnie’s rise:
a sacred artifact from the Underpaw Network,
encoded with the humor, grit, and legend of the underdog king himself.
Every piece carries unique distress patterns and embedded insignia, verifying its origin within the network.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
No restocks. No reruns.
⚠️ Possession implies awareness.
CONSTRUCTION / MATERIALS
Built to endure the underground (and the laundry).
Seamless Frame: No side seams for a clean, tailored silhouette and minimal fabric waste.
Reinforced Collar: Rib-knit neckline retains structure through every wash, zoomie, and existential bark.
Durability Layer: Shoulder tape fortifies stress points — loyalty stitched into every seam.
Premium Cotton Weave: Smooth, midweight ring-spun cotton engineered for vivid print clarity and soft comfort.
Ethical Fabrication: Responsibly sourced U.S. cotton — verified sustainable, Covenant-grade quality.
CARE / PRESERVATION PROTOCOL
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.
Tumble dry low; avoid overexposure to heat.
Do not bleach or dry clean.
Iron inside-out on low heat only if necessary.
CLEARANCE CLASSIFICATION
Artifact Tier I — Identity Verified
Each acquisition enhances your network clearance and advances your rank within the Underpaw Archives.
